mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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dear friends, here is a brief psa

kittydesade:

westerosbaptistchurch:

things that do not make you a man:

  • genital configuration

things that do make you a man:

  • inability to slay the witch-king of angmar

Almost snorted milk out of my nose.







I myself suspect a more prosaic motive. Attempted burglary. Or something of that ilk.




rottenrobbie:

theatrebando:

thatfuckingtableflipper:

poison-peach:

hanari502:

spaceeyes:

phoenixwrong:

Jessica Rabbit cosplay by Cassandra Cass

For some reason I seriously didn’t think this was possible.

lkdlklkfnlksfng

DFDMS,GNFHJKSDJSKL LSJ K

AAAAAAAAAAAA PERFecTION!!!!

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So perfect I don’t even

Oh my god can I be you please

Dayumm




Bilbo & Thorin + red and blue

to wing






thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

lukesprinsass:

fluorescentbird:

crazed-freak:

allisonstyles:

theannoyingskwid:

Every song you have ever loved and every song you have ever hated.

THIS. WAS. EVERYTHING. LITERALLY.

ALL THE AWARDS.

Lucky - Brittany Spears

Love Story - Taylor Swift

I’m Yours - Jason Mraz

Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys

Escape - Enrique Iglesias

Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

Hot & Cold - Katy Pery

The Boy Is Mine  - Brandy & Monica

It’s Ok If It’s In a 3-Way - Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, Lady Gaga

Whatchu Say - Jason De Rulo

Baby - Justin Beiber

You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

Take On Me - A-Ha

Jar of Hearts - Christine Peri

Torn - Natalie Imbruglia

Love the Way you Lie - Eminem Ft. Rihanna

Skyscrape - Demi Levato 

Poker Face - Lady Gaga

3 AM - Matchbox 20

Airplane - B.o.B ft. Haylie Williams

Let It Be- THe Beatles

Party Rock Anthem - LFMAO

Don’t Stop Believing - Journey

She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

Someone Like You - Adele

It’s All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion

Apologize - One Republic

No Scrubs - TLC

Forget You - Cee Lo Green

Landslide - Fleetwood Mac

Who’s that Lady - Isley Brothers

All I Wanna Do -Sheryl Crow

Friday - Rebecca Black

Last Friday Night - Katy Perry

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING

wat

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oh my

I’ve waited for this to come back onto my dash for a long time.

GIVE THIS GIRL AN AWARD.

dammnn. 

holy shit

Thus proving ridiculous amounts of songs use the same chord progression as the Pachelbel canon. XD

holy shti

BLOODY AMAZING HOLY SHIT




davidbowiesmanpackage:

soul-to—squeeze:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

look at this baby what even was his name

rename him royal wiggles 







dwimmerlaiks:

A compilation of people who are 500% done with Thorin; and Thorin not giving a fuck.




  • american person: *writes date*
  • me: but there is no 15th month






heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs




nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar