"Prince Ali! Handsome is he! Ali Ababwa!"
i like to
- ate ate ate apples and bananas
- eet eet eet epples and benenes
- ite ite ite ipples and bininis
- ote ote ote opples and bononos
- ute ute ute upples and bununus
I LIKE TO
- ATE ATE ATE APPLES AND BANANAS
- EET EET EET EPPLES AND BENENES
- ITE ITE ITE IPPLES AND BININIS
- OTE OTE OTE OPPLES AND BONONOS
- UTE UTE UTE UPPLES AND BUNUNUS
the alright spider man
the not-so-cold soldier
the somewhat mighty thor
the average hulk
the mediocre four
The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
I’m going to cry
that is absolutely horrifying.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!
Why am I finding out about this now??
"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."
-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human
GET ME STARTED
ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
That is horrifying.
If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.”
This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.
Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide.
Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.
Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.
Jellyfish are actually the only creature we know of to have mastered total neurological regeneration as well as muscular regeneration, making them immortal.
FUCK THE OCEAN IT’S THE SCARIEST PLACE NEVER GO THERE FUCKKKKK
Jelly fishies are cute babies ( said the bumface that got stinged by ona and now has a lifetime scar on my waist/hips)
I am actually crying wtf is wrong with me
The last one is what got me
Quite possibly the best couple in history.
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging
Lets get zesty
IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR MEN TO SEE COMMERCIALS ALL THE TIME?
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.