"Prince Ali! Handsome is he! Ali Ababwa!"













egberts:

kindofakat:

egberts:

i like to

  • ate ate ate apples and bananas
  • eet eet eet epples and benenes
  • ite ite ite ipples and bininis
  • ote ote ote opples and bononos
  • ute ute ute upples and bununus

NO

I LIKE TO

  • ATE ATE ATE APPLES AND BANANAS
  • EET EET EET EPPLES AND BENENES
  • ITE ITE ITE IPPLES AND BININIS
  • OTE OTE OTE OPPLES AND BONONOS
  • UTE UTE UTE UPPLES AND BUNUNUS






in-love-with-my-bed:

lonelypaperclip:

stirringwind:

houseofhannibal:

acumbercollectiveofhiddlestoners:

jaclcfrost:

queenofstiles:

jaclcfrost:

dragon-dragoff:

jaclcfrost:

the alright spider man

the not-so-cold soldier

tin man

captain canada

duckeye

Gray Widow

nick irritated

the somewhat mighty thor 

the average hulk

the mediocre four




hell-hxund:

dragongirl983:

nsffw:

crowley-my-queen:

baka-kashi:

with-both-my-hearts:

chiltonomics:

the-lost-time-lord:

viitypesofeverything:

tekeli-li-tekeli-li:

hoopxo:

qoax:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
Absolutely wow.

I’m going to cry

that is absolutely horrifying.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

Why am I finding out about this now??

"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human

DON’T

GET ME STARTED

ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS


That is horrifying.

If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

Jellyfish are actually the only creature we know of to have mastered total neurological regeneration as well as muscular regeneration, making them immortal.

😍💕

FUCK THE OCEAN IT’S THE SCARIEST PLACE NEVER GO THERE FUCKKKKK

Jelly fishies are cute babies ( said the bumface that got stinged by ona and now has a lifetime scar on my waist/hips)

hell-hxund:

dragongirl983:

nsffw:

crowley-my-queen:

baka-kashi:

with-both-my-hearts:

chiltonomics:

the-lost-time-lord:

viitypesofeverything:

tekeli-li-tekeli-li:

hoopxo:

qoax:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.

Absolutely wow.

I’m going to cry

that is absolutely horrifying.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

Why am I finding out about this now??

"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."
-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human

DON’T

image

GET ME STARTED

image

ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

image

That is horrifying.

If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” 



This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.



Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. 
Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.

Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

Jellyfish are actually the only creature we know of to have mastered total neurological regeneration as well as muscular regeneration, making them immortal.

😍💕

FUCK THE OCEAN IT’S THE SCARIEST PLACE NEVER GO THERE FUCKKKKK

Jelly fishies are cute babies ( said the bumface that got stinged by ona and now has a lifetime scar on my waist/hips)




sheeplock-holmes:

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

beben-eleben:

20 Awesome Acts Of Celebrity Kindness

I am actually crying wtf is wrong with me

The last one is what got me




erica-alexxis:

Quite possibly the best couple in history.




pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever







putrido:

kim-stoppable:

cat-eye-chic:

eventualprocrastination:

plasmas-king:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging

Lets get zesty

IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR MEN TO SEE COMMERCIALS ALL THE TIME?




quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.